Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupidity. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dear Air Canada....

Dear Air Canada,

Please don't take this personally but my husband hates you. This is one case where the "It's not you, it's me" speech will not work. It is you...all you! Where do we even begin to explain.

Perhaps it is the plethora of fees you charge for nothing. The fees should stay the same...but sadly no. We think you make the figures up as you go.

Sometimes two bags can be checked for no additional cost. Other times it is a $20 Canadian surcharge, other times it is $75 or even as much as $100, the other times it is nothing at all.

Then there are your change fees. Sometimes no change fee sometimes it costs $90 others $200 or $250 BEFORE the fare difference and is never what was quoted at the time of booking.

Then we move to your lovely "food". Which on the international flight you still provide "free" is at best, inedible. You get what you pay for I suppose although with increasing fares and decreasing cabin space, "edible" food does not really seem like an unreasonable request. Alas this is not where our disappointment in your high quality "service" ends. On other flights where I can purchase food that may be slightly more appetizing WE MUST use a credit card. No other option exists. Charging a pitiful sandwich and can of Pringles on my credit card is the last thing I want to do however you leave us no choice.

While we respect the fact that for our own security we can no longer transport more than a drop of liquid through security, questioning us what my husband will do with the "large" bottle of water he requested of you in flight seems a bit rude. What did you think he was going to do with it?? Maybe take it to the lavatory and make some sort of "shower" out of it? Really??

Then we move to perhaps what has become the deal breaker. Notification of flight changes, or the blatant lack there of. Most times I am anal enough to catch whatever flight change you try to slip past us however in the last month you have gotten away with it 3 times! Not just to my husband by my father and daughter too. Really calling my father as the plane is ready to pull away from the gate really isn't proper notification. Nor is emailing us that you have moved my husband to another flight at YOUR discretion when we asked changes be called in to us. Paying for three airline tickets to get my husband back to the UK and to work because of your stupidity and lack of customer service is not okay, EVER. While I understand economic times are tough, you are in the customer service business. Telling us the best you can do for us is to purchase a new ticket sooner than later is really not customer service on any planet.

There are so many other things I could mention that have caused our relationship to go south. Losing my suitcase for over a month, then once finding it shipping it to some random address, running out of "free" meals on the aircraft and flying planes with only one functioning lavatory in economy come to mind, but I digress.

Please consider this letter a termination of our association.


Sincerely,

Former Air Canada Passengers.








Thursday, December 2, 2010

Windows 7 IS the answer!

Dear Husband,

While on the Internet today I found the answer to one of our problems...Please see the picture posted below.






Who knew the solution was Windows 7???!!! Widnows 7...It does EVERYTHING...LOL!
Love
Your Wife

Thursday, April 2, 2009

How to (almost) Make Coffee....

Step One: Get out coffee maker
Step Two: Plug in said coffee maker
Step Three: Put water in coffee carafe and pour into coffee maker reservoir
Step Four: Get coffee out of the freezer
Step Five: Try to put coffee into the basket only to realize you forgot the filter
Step Six: Remove the contents of 4 freaking cupboards before finding a package of coffee filters
Step Seven: Add new coffee filters to the shopping list
Step Eight: Place filter in basket, close lid and flip the coffee pot on
Step Nine: Come back 10 minutes later to find a carafe of hot water....and realize you forgot to add the flipping coffee!!!
Step Ten: Bin the hot water and head to Tim Hortons for an extra large single single...

Friday, October 24, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

This should be a warning sign

Isn't it hard to have a wedding when the bride and groom can't be in the same room????


http://www.press-citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081020/NEWS01/81020004/1079

Proof marriage isn't for everyone.....

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

STOP STRESSING ME OUT!!!!!


I hate stupidity. I cannot stress this enough. Things have been very busy at work lately and RAS (random acts of stupidity) stress me out. I do not have the time to deal with stupid people, their questions and mistakes. Lately my goal has been not to yell and/or murder anyone in the run of a shift. The following is a list of things that you should probably avoid doing if you want to stay on my good side.

1)Unless you are my boss under NO circumstances are you to tell me what to do or how to do my job!
2)Do not call to ask my if I have fixed Meditech. I am not IS, I do not fix computers. I am not HITSNS I do not fix Meditech. May I suggest calling the large 1-866 help desk number glued to every computer, monitor, label printer and MFU (multi-functional unit....not swearing this time for once lol) in the facility.
3)Have all the info when you call something in to me. I am getting tired of being put on hold while you try to find it. Hang up....call back...I will be much nicer.
4)The bed check census...DO IT! This has been done since the dawn of time. It is mandatory and needs to be done by 2330 and not later than midnight. I am getting tired of explaining this process to you.

5) I am not your lost and found. Keep track of the things you need to do your job and DO not call me to try and find them.

I am stressed just thinking about this list....back to work in about 2 hours....Oh YIPPEE!! :P

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Doesn't Anyone Speak English Anymore?

Stupidity annoys me. Anyone who knows me at all will tell you that much. If you did not read the post from the other day about my "encounter" with student loan you may want to read that first then come back to this post....it will make a lot more sense. Yesterday I put in the call to pay the entire over award back. I get a woman on the phone who, after I explained what had gone on and how I was settling the matter she proceeded to tell me that it was because of me "people like me" that universities and loan lenders are in such poor shape. People who make as much as I do take it from those who really need it. Keep in mind all this was done in a very thick accent and VERY broken English. NOW if you are going to insult me and make a comment that speaks to the type of person I am you need to get your facts straight and have actually MET me. I am afraid after no sleep, a bad day at work and being up with a sick child all night I was in NO mood to take her load of malarkey. I proceeded to point out that the agency that she was representing was the one who approved my application. I also pointed out to her that the estimated income for the prestudy period was far less than the estimate that I had made AND the amount I made during the study period were also less. When they audited me AFTER they had already given me the loan they pointed out in a letter that I met the criteria for the loan and that the audit showed that I HAD NOT been given an overaward. I also proceeded to not so nicely remind her that if it were not for "people like me" going to university and needing student loans that SHE would not have a job. After I finished tearing strips off her I demanded to speak with her supervisor to take care of the matter. She did everything but kiss me feet (more out of fear of being reported than anything else). I actually hope that was recorded....it was amusing and I am sure it will provide many hours of enjoyment for someone. LOLThe supervisor was not better....even stronger accent and actually told me it was very hard to understand me due to my strong accent. EXCUSE ME??!!! I am calling NOVA SCOTIA student loan. I am from NOVA SCOTIA!!!!! My East Coast accent really should cause MAJOR communication barriers when calling with in my own country let alone my own province. I spared him a rant and decided that they must have a rule stating that for every intelligent customer service agent they hire they hire ten agents whose sole job is to irritate and infuriate the public. At the risk of sounding like a broken record stupidity annoys me. After paying the over award the "supervisor" tries to explain about a "special paper" I'll need for income tax showing the amount of what was owed...interest and summary of payments and yada yada yada and that this would be sent in the mail and emailed to me as well. When I checked my email I got a link that was no longer being used. Being cranky I call back and demand to speak to my good buddy the supervisor. I explain that the link he emailed me was dead. He laughs and says you cant be dead you speaking to me. I assured him that I was not dead and since I was alive would need him to mail me the document ASAP. I left it there...for once I was speechless....