FYI

If you mistype "I left you a message" on an IPhone, the auto correct turns it into "I left you arms of sage".

Strange yet I found this inexplicably hilarious!

Brother and Sister

In 20 Years From Now....

Victoria will be in Barbados driving a Ford Focus....according to this random paper I found while cleaning out her school bag. Too cute!

I hope she has room in her Focus for Mum!

Sesame Street - Dance Myself To Sleep

Victoria found a CD a couple weeks ago of silly songs with Bert and Ernie. This song is on there...Harrison has decided that this is his new favourite "sleepy time song". He has other favourites...just not to sleep to. So I have walked (and danced) many millions of miles with him to this song over and over and over. Now that he is asleep it is still going over and over and over in my head!!





Is it sad I remember this from when I was a kid??

Floyd style science!

Alternate title: How to scare the Sh*t out of your wife OR How to give mommy a heart attack!

So my husband decided to (accidentally) preform a little science experiment. This is how it went...


The Great Can Explosion!

Purpose: To scare the wife/mommy. More scientifically to show that liquids really do expand when frozen. ( You can see where this is going can't you???)

Materials: 1 can of pop (any kind will do...Sprite Zero in this case)
Cold weather (preferably with snow to camouflage the can)
1 unsuspecting wife
1 sleeping 8 year old
1 sleeping infant
Excellent timing
A job that makes you work a way (you will see why this is important later on)

Method: Place can on doorstep. Make sure it is during a cold snap where the temperature will stay -10*C or colder. Leave for work without telling the unsuspecting wife and 8 year old. Working away helps. Wait.



Pictures:

Results: After about 26 hours in -10*C temperatures or greater the can will explode causing a gun shot like sound. In other words the can explodes and hits the house. The 8 year old will wake up and scream. The infant will sleep right through. The wife will go from scared to ready to kill you in 3 seconds flat!

Conclusions: A can of pop left, outside in the cold, on the door step will explode (from the resulting expanding contents) causing your wife to try and kill you. Working away will save your life and keep you from having to clean the mess up.

Harrison wears a hat...

What can I say...we live in Canada and it's COLD Lol...

If I didn't know better I'd say he was frowning at me in his sleep....

Be Careful what you wish for...

After this last snow fall I prayed for the snow fairy to come and shovel my walkway off so neither my husband nor myself would have to. After seeing this picture I've changed my mind.


Dear readers beware...be careful what you wish for...sometimes you get what you wish for and it isn't at all what you expected it to be!

I couldn't have said it better myself...

It's Like A Car Wash For Your Feet!

Seriously????

Windows 7 IS the answer!

Dear Husband,

While on the Internet today I found the answer to one of our problems...Please see the picture posted below.

Who knew the solution was Windows 7???!!! Widnows 7...It does EVERYTHING...LOL!

Love

Your Wife

I love this face!!!

Need I say more??

When exactly...???

When exactly did window shopping stop being me looking at shoes, purses and clothes and become me following my husband around home depot looking at power tools??

I think I need a girls night!!

Victoria got carried away packing....

...And packed herself!!!!

For all of life's unnecessary dama

Someone on one of the BBC boards I belong to posted this link. Seriously if they make an actual drama button I can carry around with me I want one!!

So without further adieu: For all life's unnecessary drama I present to you

THE DRAMA BUTTON

http://www.dramabutton.com/

I want one! How many people do you think I could tick off with one lol???

A Letter To Mr Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Guy

Dear Mr Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Guy,

I am sure you don't remember me but I am the sesame seed bagel (toasted with butter) girl whom was standing behind you in line and Tim Horton's this morning (I was the blond in the blue coat). Much to my dismay after receiving my order and leaving the store I discovered they must have switched our orders. Had I not been almost to Berwick (stuck in construction on the 101) when I noticed I would have alerted the "highly talented" staff of the error. On a side note I did enjoy your bagel. Hopefully my order was to your liking.

Sincerely,

Mrs Sesame Seed Bagel (toasted with butter)

Why do I even bother wasting my money on toys???

For whatever reason we had purchased a stupid number of plastic cups for something and the extra went to Victoria for her play kitchen. I left her out in the family room watching TV while I finished some things up in the other room. When I came back I found her playing with the cups. SHE DID THIS FOR HOURS!!! Remind me why we buy her toys???

And That's How We Learn!

The old Ketchup vs Catsup debate, courtesy of the "King of Queens"

This was just way too funny!

Cute Video

Hehe this is too cute!

On a side note the snow has stopped and my road is plowed! About time!

For the record....

I HATE BACK SHIFTS!!!!!!!!!


That is all.

Random Waste of Time

I got a score of 0

http://www.spectralcolor.com/game/huetest_kiosk


Apparently 0 is perfect...who knew???