Showing posts with label Air Lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Air Lines. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dear Air Canada....

Dear Air Canada,

Please don't take this personally but my husband hates you. This is one case where the "It's not you, it's me" speech will not work. It is you...all you! Where do we even begin to explain.

Perhaps it is the plethora of fees you charge for nothing. The fees should stay the same...but sadly no. We think you make the figures up as you go.

Sometimes two bags can be checked for no additional cost. Other times it is a $20 Canadian surcharge, other times it is $75 or even as much as $100, the other times it is nothing at all.

Then there are your change fees. Sometimes no change fee sometimes it costs $90 others $200 or $250 BEFORE the fare difference and is never what was quoted at the time of booking.

Then we move to your lovely "food". Which on the international flight you still provide "free" is at best, inedible. You get what you pay for I suppose although with increasing fares and decreasing cabin space, "edible" food does not really seem like an unreasonable request. Alas this is not where our disappointment in your high quality "service" ends. On other flights where I can purchase food that may be slightly more appetizing WE MUST use a credit card. No other option exists. Charging a pitiful sandwich and can of Pringles on my credit card is the last thing I want to do however you leave us no choice.

While we respect the fact that for our own security we can no longer transport more than a drop of liquid through security, questioning us what my husband will do with the "large" bottle of water he requested of you in flight seems a bit rude. What did you think he was going to do with it?? Maybe take it to the lavatory and make some sort of "shower" out of it? Really??

Then we move to perhaps what has become the deal breaker. Notification of flight changes, or the blatant lack there of. Most times I am anal enough to catch whatever flight change you try to slip past us however in the last month you have gotten away with it 3 times! Not just to my husband by my father and daughter too. Really calling my father as the plane is ready to pull away from the gate really isn't proper notification. Nor is emailing us that you have moved my husband to another flight at YOUR discretion when we asked changes be called in to us. Paying for three airline tickets to get my husband back to the UK and to work because of your stupidity and lack of customer service is not okay, EVER. While I understand economic times are tough, you are in the customer service business. Telling us the best you can do for us is to purchase a new ticket sooner than later is really not customer service on any planet.

There are so many other things I could mention that have caused our relationship to go south. Losing my suitcase for over a month, then once finding it shipping it to some random address, running out of "free" meals on the aircraft and flying planes with only one functioning lavatory in economy come to mind, but I digress.

Please consider this letter a termination of our association.


Sincerely,

Former Air Canada Passengers.








Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Laugh for the day

This is what happens when you take all the sharp pointy things away from people then have the airlines tick them off.


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/07/ap/strange/main4508081.shtml

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Death of the Airline meal

I made the 16 hour journey home in one piece as did Victoria. It was very long and went from being unbearably hot (at least while clothed in long sleeved sweaters and jeans) to being unbearably cold. I can only hope the plane that we were travelling on from Barbados to Toronto was in better shape mechanically than the interior looked. I noted the following things when entering the aircraft
-The bathroom at the front of the plane had a large OUT OF SERVICE sign on the door.....not the best way to start a six hour flight.
-The overhead bin ABOVE my seat did not latch and therefore could not be used.
-The seat in front of my daughter appeared to have duct tape on it. Upon closer inspection it was in fact duct tape (or some reasonable equivalent) holding the seat pocket to the chair. Oh good!!! The plane is held together with duct tape we must be safe!!!
-My tray did not fasten properly and as a result kept coming unfastened smacking me on the knee at the most inconvenient times.
-The same tray did not stay all the way down either...the springy thing was gone so my coffee had a nice lean to it while in the cup.
-Shortly after take off the flight attendant comes on with a passenger announcement that for us poor saps in coach the entertainment screens (the ones that show the news and movie) was not working and they hoped we enjoyed the flight anyway. Great now I have to occupy myself and a 5 year old for 6 hours with no movie.....we are off to a great start.
-The seats Victoria and I had did NOT have working audio entertainment either. Thank the heavens above I had a portable DVD player and a wide selection of childrens dvds.
-There was NO duty free available for purchase on the flight. That one didn't affect me but there were some pretty upset people so I thought it worth mentioning.
-Victoria never like airline food so I always made her a meal to take with us that she could eat on the plane and this year it was a good thing. The air line meal is dead. Gone are the days of an unidentifiable mush being placed in front of you. Now you have to pay $5 for something that you normally wouldn't feed to your worst enemy. The best part is the few selections that looked ok weren't stocked well and were gone by the time they got to us....and yes I was desperate enough to pay 2 bucks for a tiny can of Pringles that Victoria ate 90% of despite having already had the meal I made for her.
-Once in Toronto we get searched at customs....annoying as they have no problem taking things out of the suitcase but they don't put things back in.
-We barely made our connection. Any attempts at summoning assistance didn't work and in fact we ended up helping some poor gentleman in a wheelchair as he was left to fend for himself as well.
I am cold...I am tired and I have WAY too much housework....Welcome home eh?